Guys, my kids can talk the hind leg off a donkey! And who would blame them…their mama jabbers on non-stop herself 🙂 I’m convinced that to get a word in edgewise, they had no choice but to start talking early. And that talking just hasn’t ever slowed down. Worse yet, Riley is going through the “my way or the highway” phase (terrible twos???) and his negotiations and conversations entertain me to no end.
The other day, after arriving home after school, he walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. Both the hubster and I were standing in the kitchen and reprimanded him for opening the fridge without asking, something that’s becoming a habit. So he closed it but this is how the conversation thereafter went…
Riley: Mum, I want pizza.
Me: Then you need to ask first. You can’t just open the fridge and anyway, there’s no pizza.
Riley: But I want pizza for dinner.
Me: There’s no pizza Riley, you ate the pizza for dinner last night.
Riley: Then what are we eating for dinner?
Me: I’m going to make you noodles. [Don’t judge – we got home late and I got so caught up chatting to the neighbour that next thing I knew, it was dinner time, and I hadn’t made anything for the kids…the adults had a killer chicken curry waiting that I’d made the night before, but niks, nada, zilch for the boys! So two minute noodles it was].
Riley: Yay, I want noodles.
Me: Okay, I’ve put them on, let’s go and bath.
Riley: I don’t want to bath, I want to eat first.
Me: Well the food isn’t ready, let’s go and bath.
Riley: But I.want.to.eat!
Me: Well you can’t right now.
Two minutes later, the food was ready (don’t you love how quick it is to make noodles, haha) but boiling hot. Riley decided to grab his bowl off the kitchen table.
Me: The food is too hot, you can’t eat now.
Riley: But I’m hungry.
Me: Well if you eat now, you’ll burn your mouth.
Riley: But I want to eat.
Me: Okay, then burn your mouth!!!! [Why is it that kids think that you’re out to get them when you tell them things like don’t eat, it’s too hot, instead of that you have their best interest at heart?!]
Riley: When I’m finished, can I please have my ice-cream.
Me: Yes, you can but only if you finish all your food.
Dinner went by uneventfully (thank goodness!) and when they were done, Ethan wanted the last of the jelly that he’d made over the weekend, and Riley wanted his ice-cream.
Riley: (after a few spoons of his ice-cream)…I want jelly.
Me: There isn’t enough jelly. Ethan wanted the jelly and you chose the ice-cream.
Riley: But I really want jelly.
Me: Okay, ask your brother if he’ll give you a few spoons (poor Ethan having to bend for baby brother shame), but if he gives you jelly, you have to give him ice-cream.
Riley: (after finishing the jelly)…I want my ice-cream now.
Me: It’s in the lounge, go and fetch it.
Riley: I want to go to the toilet.
Me: Okay, then go.
Riley: But I want to take my ice-cream with.
Arrrgghhhhh…it just never ends. This child wants his way, he wants it now, and he’ll talk you into it no matter what it takes 🙂 He’s really his mama’s boy shame!!